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Alcohol Demotivational Poster


ONE DRINK -


TAGS: alcoholism drink reasons sad cubby
Rating: 4.21/5

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Derek - July 11, 2010, 9:38 pm
1 more drink to be comatose
guyfox - July 10, 2010, 8:59 pm
now this has never been more true


ALCOHOL - Because no good story ever starts: "So... I was eating a salad..."


TAGS: alcohol
Rating: 4.67/5

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forseti - January 17, 2013, 7:30 am
...and without it your story ends with: "...and then I got home". BORING!
M0rd3kaI - May 29, 2012, 9:44 am
Thanks, and seems like we all have the same friends eh? I'll cash the lions in for beers if you have any leftovers, thanks ;)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 28, 2012, 3:18 pm
Yeah, I know a few people whose story starts with, “So I was eating a salad…” I unfriend them on Facebook and tell them, “GO AWAY!” Whew, I need a drink. You get 5 beers --- I mean lions.
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 8:05 am
Thanks Lg, much appreciated XD
lgvernon - April 4, 2012, 10:04 pm

This is just great!~~5L
M0rd3kaI - April 4, 2012, 5:37 pm
Where is the 5L vote for a comment?? nice one holy
holymoly - April 4, 2012, 5:36 pm
Unless you know a couple of sisters with the last name salad ; )


DRINKING PROBLEM - Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.


TAGS: alcohol milk drinking
Rating: 4.97/5

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maoworks2 - November 14, 2011, 7:22 pm
I think I need some milk


IS IT FRIDAY YET? - Somebody fix me a double.


TAGS: funny alcohol
Rating: 3.09/5

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IT'S FRIDAY - I gotta get drunk and I sure do dread it....




OMG!!! - These drinks are, like, soooo Heavy!


TAGS: alcohol lol drinking girls
Rating: 4.56/5

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bigbadwold - August 11, 2014, 7:06 pm
Must be the line to the restroom.... they're all doing the same dance


ALCOHOL - Remember the first time you had a little too much to drink? Neither do I.


TAGS: alcohol beer booze lol drunk
Rating: 4.77/5

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Faceplant31 - August 4, 2010, 1:53 am
Shoo, the last time i remember being drunk was last night and thats about as far back as i can remember
ICEMAN - August 4, 2010, 1:31 am
I do. Trying to ride a bike & collect for your paper route while tanked on malt liquor was a bitch.


ALCOHOL - Friends don't let friends drink and dive


TAGS: alcohol
Rating: 3.17/5

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Spangle - October 5, 2009, 4:49 pm
Does that dude have a slag tag or is it just the light?!


ANY DRUGS, ALCOHOL OR WEAPONS ? - No thank you officer, we have everything we need .


TAGS: drugs alcohol weapons thanks officer
Rating: 4.88/5

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Krickit - March 4, 2013, 8:26 pm
HEART
Krickit - March 4, 2013, 8:23 pm
Warning I'm about to make an unmanly post about how much I like this...


ALCOHOLIC - Is such a harsh word, I prefer Professional Drinker


TAGS: alcoholic harsh prefer professional drinker
Rating: 4.42/5

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Budog - December 4, 2011, 6:58 pm
Go Green Bay Packers! I'll drink to that...
falloutghoul - December 4, 2011, 6:51 pm
I live in Wisconsin. Nuff said.
maoworks2 - December 3, 2011, 6:58 pm
Everybody I've Known In My Life Has Died From Smoking Or Drinking, Sad
the1stCOMMI3 - December 3, 2011, 1:56 am
So do I, my friend, so do I.


ALCOHOL - Because no great story ever began with anyone eating a salad


TAGS: alcohol great story
Rating: 4.66/5

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Weatherlawyer - January 10, 2012, 3:08 pm
Fictionalised version: He look some coke and sum hot chicks saw
Unstablecow10 - December 3, 2011, 2:39 am
He look some coke.. oh and um hot chicks right i saw them first


TRUST ME -


TAGS: alcohol
Rating: 4.8/5

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mizzdizz - July 20, 2015, 1:12 pm
LOL! Seen this toooo many times! Good reason to be a designated driver, you get to watch! ROTFL! 5L


ALCOHOL IS POISON - I drink it because there are things inside me I have to kill ...


TAGS: charlie sheen alcohol is poison
Rating: 4.68/5

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Budog - June 19, 2012, 8:23 pm
I'll drink to that, works for me...
maoworks2 - June 19, 2012, 5:39 pm
Good To Think About,Next Drink.


HEY PIG MAN! - How's you're love life going?


TAGS: pig man funny lol wtf alcohol
Rating: 2.36/5

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Raven - September 12, 2009, 1:57 am
He's holding beefeater, but pig man here is hoping to find a woman that's a pork eater


FOR MOTHER'S DAY - Buy her coffee Because remember... You're the reason she gets drunk




ALCOHOL IS POISON. - Alcohol is poison, and I drink poison because there are things inside of me that need to die.


TAGS: alcohol is poison
Rating: 4.78/5

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GaryO - July 27, 2013, 8:49 am
Geez, how'd I miss this? Good'n nic, really good.
falloutghoul - March 7, 2013, 10:48 pm
Like your liver!


ANSWERS - You won't find them at the bottom of that bottle. You better go get another one.


TAGS: alcohol drinking problem solving
Rating: 4.59/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 27, 2016, 5:18 am
My skin was like red leather and my liver like a French goose" Max Payne.
nicholsjoshua15 - April 27, 2016, 4:35 am
"My skin was like red y liver like a French goose" Max Payne.
steve1961 - March 5, 2013, 11:54 pm
It's amazing what google blocks. I work at an animal hospital and wrote about cocker spaniels. Amazed it was blocked. I just found out from you though that nuts isn't. Go figure.
WTFO - March 5, 2013, 11:41 pm
BTW, why was b-u-t-t-o-n blocked? Is the s/w that strict? That's just nuts.
WTFO - March 5, 2013, 11:39 pm
I still like the other site but you're right there is too much BS from certain members. That's what the 'foe' button is for. It's really cleaned up the BS in the forums for me. Too bad it doesn't work on poster comments.
MissPriss - February 28, 2013, 8:34 am
You got tired of the bullsheet at the other site too?...bahaha. Nice to see ya on the otherside!


JUST ADD ALCOHOL - It must be 2:00am


TAGS: alcohol
Rating: 2.65/5

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BLACKOUT -




WINE ETIQUETTE -




DRINKING - People always say alcohol is the enemy but Jesus wants us to love our enemy call me the 13th disciple


TAGS: drinking dremagnum alcohol blasphemy
Rating: 3.85/5

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thesunshinesing - September 22, 2012, 6:51 pm
please, be nice to God. and be respectful. :)
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 9:51 pm
Thanks spacedog, i suck so bad at making posters so its nice to have a decent one for once
spacedog - October 27, 2009, 9:46 pm
I should have said earlier Dre, this is a good poster. The comments count when the votes don't amount.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 7:29 pm
i just noticed a huge drop when vte 31 happened, sorry guys, im being a whiny bitch
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 7:28 pm
LOL Space!
spacedog - October 27, 2009, 7:28 pm
LMAO! Dre are you working a spread sheet? What did voter #7 cast?
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 7:27 pm
Dre.... come on now. You must know by now that complaining tends to attract 1L votes here.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 7:24 pm
Voter #31, thanks for the 1 vote
Wheels - October 27, 2009, 7:12 pm
Mr. Dre.. keep 'em coming. From someone who has close to 2000 of them now, there will be ones that you think will do well, and they don't.. and ones that totally surprise you. There are a lot of eyes that visit here, and most are unregistered. have fun
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 7:09 pm
Yeah, your poster is better so no complaints, i was just curious
Wheels - October 27, 2009, 7:09 pm
I'm in denver.. sitting on top of Newest gets votes quickly.. luck of the draw. This is a good poster and it is sitting at 4.. which is Really good.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 6:58 pm
Im USA though so mine might have been later
Wheels - October 27, 2009, 6:56 pm
that is strange.. what time of day did yours come out of the Q. If I remember, mine came out around 3, and got a lot of votes very quickly cuz it sat in the newest, on top, for about 2 - 3 hours.
rerun - October 27, 2009, 6:42 pm

Zombie voters have taken over Motifake?
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 6:40 pm
Before i begin i want to say im just letting you guys know, this isnt a conspiracy theory, i just think its odd. How does the #1 poster have twice as many votes on as my #2 poster made on the same day?
Lederhosen - October 27, 2009, 12:41 pm
Nice...5L
LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 4:53 pm
"in the" mines even...sheesh! Gotta lay of the sauce when I'm commenting...
LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 4:53 pm
The 8th Dwarf was sleeping it off inthe mines...his name was Alky. 5L!
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 12:14 pm
5L - so sayeth the flock!
DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 10:49 am
Thanks guys, I think this one is better than its rating but oh well
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 26, 2009, 2:23 am
5
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 26, 2009, 2:23 am
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens Brown paper packages tied up with strings These are a few of my favorite things........Especially the Jamesons.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 1:52 am
5/5
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 1:52 am
Does this mean I can drink whiskey in church?


ALCOHOL - If they have pictures of lung cancer on cigarette packets, then they should have pictures of fat naked women on alcoholic beverages.


TAGS: alcohol
Rating: 4.57/5

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fhusmc - March 19, 2011, 11:09 pm
So true!


ALCOHOLISM - Your friends really only did this to kill time while they were waiting for the paramedics. They still love you.




INTERVENTION - Let me make sure I understand you: You're not willing to accept this gift and go into treatment today?


TAGS: intervention alcoholics bottom
Rating: 4.17/5

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NotoriousGIL - April 12, 2011, 1:22 pm
I've been looking at that pic on my hard drive for 2 weeks trying to figure out what to do with it. Thanks!
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 1:13 pm
freakin hilarious! 5L
NotoriousGIL - April 12, 2011, 12:59 pm
Thanks!
Reality Lord - April 12, 2011, 12:51 pm

ahhhh 5hoot me...i laughed.


DEFENSIVE DRINKING - Strategically consuming alcohol for the sole purpose of preventing others from getting it


TAGS: defensive drinking staratigically consuming alcohol
Rating: 4.91/5

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Zetmonk - February 29, 2012, 5:55 am
Waterproof strategy!


HAIR OF THE ME -


TAGS: alcohol party dog hangover
Rating: 4.75/5

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Cyberhagen - December 9, 2012, 12:35 pm
For the non-UK readers, paracetamol = acetaminophen (tylenol)
Claire - January 7, 2011, 6:37 pm
Great. 5L from me.
coldinjected - January 7, 2011, 12:57 am
I have to give you 5L just for the title "Hair of me". Awesome!


HAPPY HOUR IS HERE -




STEWIE GRIFFIN - he knows the guy who owns that place


TAGS: stewie family guy gay club alcohol party
Rating: 2.37/5

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LogicDude - October 1, 2008, 3:42 pm
Ohhhhhhhhh look! It's a sexy party!
Captain Douchebag - September 28, 2008, 8:32 pm
It's a laser light show-thing. Not a lightsaber. Your bucket of fail's in the mail.
derbyt - September 28, 2008, 7:40 pm
am i the only one who notices the lightsaber on the right side?


ALCOHOL DRIVER TEST - Even if he passes the sobriety test I stll think he is screwed.


TAGS: alcohol driver test dunk kid
Rating: 3.79/5

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spacedog - December 2, 2009, 8:35 pm
But it was root beer officer.


DRUGS AND ALCOHOL - Making bad decisions REALLY REALLY cool at the time


TAGS: tats drugs alcohol
Rating: 2.89/5

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Guest register to get an avatar - September 1, 2009, 1:21 pm
I'd say it's Sharpie
... - April 11, 2009, 2:26 pm
tattooed eyelids, inside of nostril, lips....I cant imagine the pain and i dont want to


HABU SAKI -


TAGS: japan hadu saki alcohol weird fucked random gross dumbass toilet humor stupid stupidity retard retards wrong hilarious fool fools internet ignorance idiot idiots funny motivational posters
Rating: 3.31/5

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Sidereal - January 11, 2010, 7:40 am
Crap spelling is ok though
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 11:55 pm
Tags are good... but try to keep it under 'Ivanhoe' length.


GUINNESS DRAUGHT - I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow. Kinky Friedman


TAGS: beer alcohol drunk
Rating: 4.04/5

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iyaayas66 - March 20, 2011, 11:32 pm
Oh My! When do they open!
guyfox - March 20, 2011, 3:17 pm
brilliant
culos - March 20, 2011, 1:03 pm
didn't see this one at the time, fav'd and 5 Burps
Ed-Hyde - October 6, 2009, 7:56 am
Epic, way under rated
rerun - October 5, 2009, 5:26 pm

I want to drink this one upside down.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 5:16 pm
Mother of all creatures, big and small... droooooool
LogicDude - October 5, 2009, 5:05 pm
And now I'm thirsty AND thinking about "head"...


DRINK! -




ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS - Your not so Anonymous in those clothes




GEE, THANKS - I've got the worst hangover at the moment. Last night was such a big night. All I can remember is that I crapped my pants.




ALCOHOL - without it, some people would remain virgins forever




WINE ETIQUETTE -




EXCESSIVE ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION - The source of many horrible ideas. This one is no exception.


TAGS: epic fail drunk tattoo alcohol
Rating: 3.2/5

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thatonechick - July 30, 2010, 9:54 am
57154


IT'S NOT CROWN ROYAL - You can get shitfaced just the same.


TAGS: drunk alcohol whiskey
Rating: 2.86/5

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Current Resident - December 14, 2009, 12:50 pm
Thanks Agdaniele, I just found this. I mussa been shitfaced when I posted it. Yep! That's a possibility.
agdaniele - September 1, 2009, 12:36 am
Captioned this pic perfectly. Take notes, newbies.


LIFE - Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and beer.


TAGS: alcohol drunk wtf beer
Rating: 3.71/5

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agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 2:53 am
Spot-on, Produce!
Produceman117 - November 29, 2009, 2:48 am
I'll be right there, darling. Just pouring one out for my homies...
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 29, 2009, 2:44 am
Nice one! I love that pic, and I'm very envious!
spacedog - November 28, 2009, 8:53 pm
Nice job resident.
Zed - November 28, 2009, 3:42 pm
Nah, he also left out PU$SY. And I'm sure the ladies of Motifake would agree with me on this, since most of them are members of M.A.L.T.
GreyScorpion - November 28, 2009, 3:33 pm
well, at least freedom and beer. I can drink on a cloudy day. 5 pilsners!!
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 3:27 pm
What a picture. Well captioned.


POTATOES - Yep, this is how I like them PREPARED.


TAGS: january challenge potatoes vodka alcoholism
Rating: 3.17/5

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rerun - January 29, 2010, 6:54 pm

looks like you may have had a few when you last responded to this forum chatter....the Tequila is what would kill me
[email protected] - January 29, 2010, 6:49 pm
FEACPLANT FATTMATT WHY SO SERIOUSE. I've had a few when I'm on the net. I'm just throwing jabs busting chops. The Seagrams was empty the Smirnoff was barely 3 fingers. But I'm not touching the BACARDI, zat crap will kill you.
R.S.Jake - January 27, 2010, 6:44 pm
It must be the Ny-quil talking, but I am really being a jerk today! Oh well, nappy time!
phydeaux - January 27, 2010, 6:42 pm
To be honest, I didn't know tequila COULD be made from potato at all. But R.S. is correct...and grain vodka is the WORST kind of all. But I like the thought...I gave 4 for the good idea decently executed.
R.S.Jake - January 27, 2010, 3:50 pm
OK, I guess I gotta be the A-hole here.. :) ..none of these brnds of Vodka are distilled using potatoes. There, I said it, please continue to whine about 1L's.
Fatt Matt - January 27, 2010, 3:31 pm
-1 for whining +3 for not using "zat" anywhere in this poster like you like to do. so you get a solid 4 from me.
Fatt Matt - January 27, 2010, 3:30 pm
Yeo... I really thought this was some of your best work to date. Might just be the alcoholic in me... but whining about votes is just pathetic, really, who cares? If YOU like it screw everyone else.
_Ally - January 27, 2010, 12:58 pm
Asking for 5L votes usually gets you 1l or none at all....remember that
Faceplant31 - January 27, 2010, 12:55 pm
This guy is getting really annoying. Quit bitching at everyone for voting 1L on your posters. If they are good they will get good votes if they aren't they wont, so quit the bitching and justaccept that we all make shit sometimes so just deal with it
DreMagnum - January 27, 2010, 12:52 pm
Well fuck it, Im wrong again
DreMagnum - January 27, 2010, 12:51 pm
You did spell Potato's wrong...
[email protected] - January 27, 2010, 12:34 pm
5 votes 4/5 lions @11:39:40 Don't screw me on this. You do the right thing by me here. if you can't vote 4.5 our higher activate your 5 constitutuional right. if u can't say something nice...
phydeaux - January 27, 2010, 12:27 pm
Da, vodka eta OCHEN horosho!


PERSPECTIVE - Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol.


TAGS: alcohol
Rating: 2.29/5

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ALCOHOLISM - Because even in this economy, someone will buy you a drink.




THE OKTOBERFEST - It never was about alcohol in the first place


TAGS: oktoberfest dirndl beer alcohol wiesn
Rating: 3.94/5

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Leitwolf - January 11, 2011, 12:43 pm
I'm from germany and I know that her name is Verona Poth... and she's a milf of course
forseti - June 23, 2010, 4:56 pm
uhh.... she tries to be some kind of moderator in german tv... pretty stupid milf ;)


ALCOHOLISM - Some signs are clearer than others.




BOOZE - I experienced the consequences of it by myself, but thankfully it never had been this bad!




ALCOHOL - Even better on the way out.


TAGS: alcohol even better the second time around
Rating: 2/5

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forseti - April 15, 2010, 6:38 pm
ok folks, i drunk a bottle of wodka with one of my best friends and now we smoke some weed. you probably understand that this is amsome to me now. 5L from me. excuse me, i have to puke
karlingall - April 15, 2010, 5:39 pm
that is vomit so 1l
R.S.Jake - April 15, 2010, 4:15 pm
I have to say 1L due to it just being Gross. I rejected it the first time just for that reason. I approved this one and your gay test one before it to show you just how well they would do.
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 4:12 pm
Wow, a vomit fetish. So do you pay lil Japanese ladies to puke on you? What would that be a jaded shower?
R.S.Jake - April 15, 2010, 4:06 pm
or a wrestling fetish, or a Mario Brother's fetish, maybe a Santa fetish?
deadraisin - April 15, 2010, 4:03 pm
That's because you don't have a vomit fetish like I do.
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 3:32 pm
1L, this doesn't amuse me in the least bit.


DRUNKEN REGRETS -


TAGS: cougar alcohol regret
Rating: 4.91/5

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tellitlikeitis - February 16, 2012, 3:19 pm
Too funny... love it.
jig - February 15, 2012, 3:38 pm
The creepiest urban legend ever ever ever ever !


ALCOHOL - Celebrate Diversity




ALCOHOL - Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.


TAGS: alcohol patience stupidity life bar
Rating: 3.97/5

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Cubbybear - December 29, 2010, 10:54 pm
Long Live The King!
Hawamleh - December 29, 2010, 10:40 pm
A dick sucking party. I lol'd
AdmiralAckbar - December 29, 2010, 9:48 pm
that did not take long
rerun - December 29, 2010, 9:36 pm

take a number, the blade is getting a lot of use
5150monkeylove - December 29, 2010, 9:33 pm
What? Leaving? How could you? Who else will give us so many exceptionally bad posters in one day? I think I will have to start cutting myself again.
Sean - December 29, 2010, 9:17 pm
"...but please keep the dick sucking party rolling"!?! You ignorant little twit. One thing we do not put up with and never have, here at Motifake land, is mixed metaphors. So don't let the door hit you on your way outta town!
rerun - December 29, 2010, 9:00 pm

@TTH, I think we know what he is made of. I however am far o polite to say it aloud.
TheTrashHeap - December 29, 2010, 8:47 pm
Sunny this is normal for most sites. Take it well and you will earn respect. Take it like this and you become just another ex-contributor who took it all too seriously. Roll with it Sunny! And show us what you're made of!
SunnyDay - December 29, 2010, 8:36 pm
well, thanks for the ride, that was fun. I'm done here, too much hate and life is too short. but please keep the dick sucking party rolling
Hawamleh - December 29, 2010, 7:04 pm
forever alone
ICEMAN - December 29, 2010, 6:06 pm
It's much more fun to ignore you completely. Starting................ now.
Hawamleh - December 29, 2010, 4:29 pm
come on everyone shout at me, it's fun
Airman - December 29, 2010, 2:12 pm
ah, remnants of the Motifake I grew up with. wipes a tear
ICEMAN - December 29, 2010, 12:30 am
That doesn't mean you can't do it for old times sake.
Claire - December 29, 2010, 12:30 am
It's my job now.
agdaniele - December 29, 2010, 12:25 am
It's no longer my job to shout at you, my friend. Hope you're enjoying it!
Hawamleh - December 29, 2010, 12:02 am
that was to aggy
Hawamleh - December 29, 2010, 12:02 am
long time no get shouted at by you :D
Claire - December 28, 2010, 11:42 pm
Ag- Challenge accepted. Monkey- Quantity over quality these days. It's called laissez-faire economics.
AdmiralAckbar - December 28, 2010, 11:13 pm
that comment was like handing Lindsay a bag of coke. You just have to sit back and wait for it.
5150monkeylove - December 28, 2010, 11:07 pm
The King? I guess if you do stack crap, eventually you will have a castle.
agdaniele - December 28, 2010, 11:03 pm
Careful, Claire... that's the NEW King of Motifake we're bagging on. The King!
Claire - December 28, 2010, 10:59 pm
Ahahaha. 5l for the comments 1L for the poster. I'll give you something to bitch about. :)
5150monkeylove - December 28, 2010, 10:39 pm
Ok, I will break my ban on voting for you. It would have been a 3-4L, but 1L for the tears
agdaniele - December 28, 2010, 10:36 pm
SInce I'm not drinking, I don't have infinite patience for your posters... aka: stupidity. 1L for being a crybaby. Grow up.
Hawamleh - December 28, 2010, 9:14 pm
I think I might have been that asshole. Problem, Sunny?
rerun - December 28, 2010, 8:52 pm

you are aware I am sure that you just opened yourself up to a ton of 1L votes on all of your posters and abuse in general. It is never a good idea to vocalize your dismay over votes.
SunnyDay - December 28, 2010, 8:32 pm
to the SOB who voted a 4L on my one and only perfect score so far : whoever you are, your grandmother is sucking dicks in hell !!!
SunnyDay - December 28, 2010, 5:29 pm
sorry, sunny is too drunk to read the comments, but he thanks you for joining the 5L party
Reality Lord - December 28, 2010, 5:05 pm

yup...this is alright sunny!
Donkasaurus - December 28, 2010, 5:40 am
I must be really drunk because my patience has told me to give you 5L!
Derek - December 28, 2010, 3:20 am
By putting one in the same frame of mind.


ALCOHOL -




ALCOHOLISM - What do you do in your spare time ?




ALCOHOLIC -




ALCOHOL - Alcohol is man greatest problem, I never run away from my problems!




HELL NO! - I don't have a drinking problem! I figured that shit out a long time ago.


TAGS: alcohol
Rating: 3.38/5

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WINE ETIQUETTE -


TAGS: drunk alcohol
Rating: 2.79/5

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Derek - October 4, 2009, 12:27 am
It does. This is clearly a drinker of the grain rather than the grape. :})


BEER GOGGLES -




ALCOHOLISM -


TAGS: alcohol calendar marriage job kids
Rating: 4.7/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2012, 3:54 pm
I can relate. But it's a long row to hoe.
CloudchaserS - April 16, 2012, 1:15 pm
I had a problem with the stuff at one point in time. Thanx to a loving family that cares about me, I got it under control before it caused serious problems.


A MAN CAN MAKE YOU FEEL SEXY AND STRONG - NO WAIT THAT'S WINE IT'S WINE THAT MAKES YOU FEEL SEXY AND STRONG


TAGS: alcohol
Rating: 4.5/5
CPTinshano - September 2, 2012, 11:29 pm
I think its that 3 karot stone on the 3rd finger of her left hand.
mariand - September 2, 2012, 6:15 pm
I'll have to inform you that for men is the same...it's wine's fault...hehehe


FRIENDSHIP, FUN AND ALCOHOL -




DRUNK PEE WEE -




ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS - Only made it worse...


TAGS: alcohol party
Rating: 4/5

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mariand - January 4, 2012, 7:48 am
lol...that's why they're anonymous


GUINNESS - That's O.K. I don't mind waiting.




BREAKING THE ICE - Best celebrated with fancy costumes and a drink when achieved.


TAGS: qc awkward zone breaking the ice fancy suit costume drink alcohol
Rating: 3.36/5

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Kamai - November 2, 2009, 8:47 pm
it's indeed from QC, I found the pic in the merchandise section. apparently they sell it on printed Tshirts and that kind of stuff
tehsupercheez - November 2, 2009, 8:45 pm
looks like Steve and Marten from questionable content
Derek - November 2, 2009, 3:39 pm
Learnt this at a Halloween party


LEAVE BOOZE FOR SANTA - He's making a list, checking it twice. The drunker he gets, the more you look nice!


TAGS: santa claus scotch booze doris alcohol christmas xmas
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Agamemnon218 - December 18, 2008, 12:04 am
Okay, THIS has got to be in my top 5 Favorite All Time MWLF Posters!
Culos - December 3, 2008, 8:57 am
Santa could be my new handle, I kind of recognize myself in this picture (not that I'm that good looking of course).


W.C. FIELDS -




INDIAN RESERVATIONS - Unofficial AA meetings




Raison D'etre -




ALL I ASK IS THAT YOU WAIT - UNTIL AFTER ST. PATRICK'S DAY IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE PLANNING MY INTERVENTION


TAGS: alcohol
Rating: 4.92/5

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GaryO - March 15, 2013, 8:44 am
And when you do intervene…BYOB. 5L...thirsty now
PapaFox - March 15, 2013, 7:18 am
Sláinte!


Perspective -




ALCOHOLISM - Sometimes you have to wake up under a passed out Kevin Sorbo on a bench before you can admit to it.




ALCOHOLIC TEST - If you noticed the bar sign first, you might wanna get some help.


TAGS: alcoholic test
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by Dangle

agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 12:08 am
Not shopped, Cpn.... that's a real bar sign.
CpnKangaroo - May 16, 2010, 8:22 pm
that looks shopped to me


ALCOHOLISM - Your friends still love you enough to try and embarrass you so badly you'll quit drinking like a moron.




CURE FOR ALCOHOLISM - Ah, here it is now




ROCK BOTTOM -




SPLOOGE - Wipe that shit off before you go making posters.




ALCOHOL -


TAGS: alcohol drunk party answer question
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by gas

gas - February 29, 2012, 4:32 pm
yeah that's the second phase (being the third one "I really love you guys" xD). thx carebear
carebear - February 29, 2012, 2:44 pm
(carebear BANNED)


ALCOHOL - there are your bad mornings after a party. and then there are your REALLY bad mornings after a party




TEQUILA -


TAGS: alcohol shots drunk girl cubby
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Kelsey Morrow - February 17, 2011, 3:22 pm
that wasnt part of my vaintines day
Cubbybear - February 15, 2011, 9:59 pm
I did...wink wink
Reality Lord - February 15, 2011, 4:46 pm

best one ever. wishing you the same cub.


LET'S DRINK TO THAT! -


TAGS: alcohol humor 2012
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by dy2012

M0rd3kaI - April 16, 2012, 5:59 pm
And when they leave your system completely, you feel much better... then go search for another


REALITY - In rare cases, the best fiction still can't measure up.


TAGS: you can t make this stuff up kid drunk beer alcohol
Rating: 3.5/5

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LogicDude - December 18, 2009, 8:34 am
It was the fact that he put on the dress from under the neighbor's tree that really knock this story out of the trailerpark!
Jmac0585 - December 17, 2009, 4:56 pm
the name of the trailer park this occurred in?
Jmac0585 - December 17, 2009, 4:56 pm
I can't tell if my favorite part is the cross-dressing aspect of it, or that the story is listed as "sad" as opposed to amsome. Whats the over/under on number of crimes he commits before he's 18? Hard to believe pops is in jail, eh? Only thing missing is
Derek - December 17, 2009, 4:03 pm
"Did anyone help you Hayden?"


WHISKEY - There's Nothing Wrong With Starting Them Young, Is There?


TAGS: alcohol
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by TheDreadKnight

TheDreadKnight - May 21, 2009, 5:27 pm
Awesome poster. Completely, Totally....AWESOME!


INNOVATION - Sometimes an Innovation Can Benefit Society, Others Give Other Societies a Reason to Ridicule us.


TAGS: alcohol electricity stupidity beer white trash
Rating: 2.22/5

More motifakes by Morgan

Elwood - November 18, 2008, 8:56 pm
George is right. Those dudes are in no danger, whatsoever.
George - April 6, 2008, 4:25 pm
This one always pisses me off, if it hit the water it would blow the breaker. Its not dangerous.


DESIRE -


TAGS: desire plug alcohol lonely innuendo
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - July 16, 2013, 1:39 pm
This One Is So True 5L Cheers.


NECESSITY -


TAGS: kids fun escape alcohol
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

LogicDude - November 16, 2010, 6:59 pm
If stolen from the MiniBar it costs more than the kid!
Cubbybear - November 16, 2010, 9:12 am
I thought it was to wash out the aftertaste....ummm....nevermind


DAYBREAK -




ALCOHOL -




HUMANITY - None is on Display here!!


TAGS: humanity alcohol sharia muslim
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by MashiMashi

MashiMashi - November 8, 2012, 10:04 am
I see the green Mc GREGOR BOTTELS
Nissta - November 7, 2012, 8:53 pm
OH the waste of those 10, 12, 15 and 18 year old malt whiskies. Tis a shame to behold such a waste....
MashiMashi - November 4, 2012, 6:48 pm
Mind you opium is legal in those countries
crowe - November 3, 2012, 8:51 pm
looks like the anti-drinking stuff they do in other countries. but not sure. Tha't my guess. sad. 8-(
maoworks2 - November 3, 2012, 5:53 pm
What Is This ?


ALCOHOLISM -


TAGS: alcoholism assignment cheaper than divorce
Rating: 4.54/5

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agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 6:26 pm
5L
agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 6:26 pm
This may be the 12th Guinness speaking... but, they look like twins!


ALCOHOL - ( noun ) a nasty tasting liquid that is utilized to assist white people to dance .


TAGS: alcohol help white people dance
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by Budog

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 2:26 am
Assists, and in most cases, does not 5uceed. Sometimes makes them dance worse. LOL


OCCUPY BARSTOOL -




EMOTIONAL ALCOHOLISM - A part of you just want to get drunk again




THE BATTLE RAGES ON - Just back down Aggy I'm bigger and I'm stronger F*ck your Widget.


TAGS: the regulars will get it guinness jamesons this is alcoholism
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by Mooooooooooooooooooo

Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 21, 2010, 4:11 pm
It was just so...gross.
agdaniele - August 21, 2010, 12:10 pm
So, couldn't handle a man's beer, mooooo?
pzykosiz - August 21, 2010, 5:00 am
at least it will be fun while it lasts
agdaniele - August 20, 2010, 8:47 pm
Lightning don't strike twice.
ICEMAN - August 20, 2010, 8:42 pm
Mooooooooooooooooo on the other hand would more than likely lose his last remaining brain cell.
ICEMAN - August 20, 2010, 8:41 pm
The worst thing that could happen to you Aggy, is that you would be farting nitrogen for a week.
agdaniele - August 20, 2010, 8:39 pm
I do not envy the hangover that'll come from this deadly combo.
agdaniele - August 20, 2010, 8:37 pm
If I tried to drink faster, the Guinness would blow up in my stomach. And if you're gonna fuck a widget, make sure it's one from the can and not the bottle. Just sayin'
agdaniele - August 20, 2010, 8:36 pm
Cheers, Mooooo! You don't look a day over John Candy!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2010, 8:03 pm
Not fair....I could win, But I'd have to go to the hospital........Anywho, I bought some Guinness today In honor of Aggy's b-day (which I missed)....happy 70th buddy!!!!
ICEMAN - August 20, 2010, 8:01 pm
Time for a contest. See which of you can drink down their respective containers the fastest. On 5...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2010, 7:57 pm
See y'all after poker.


REGAN O'NEILL - She just about ruins every party She's ever invited too




AGDANIELE - With the last two lines just being reported, we can cancel the suicide watch.


TAGS: friggin alcoholic mod
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:42 pm
Had already cut one wrist before coming to my senses. I burst over to the liquor store, and filled my basement with cases. Once I read the last 2 lines, I made a bid to furnish and occupy the unused section. Better get some stitches on the ol' wrist...
LogicDude - December 22, 2009, 10:56 am
Wait a minute! "Unused section of the factory"...so they've been holding out on us have they?


PROOF -




GERMANY - Where Beer Has More Volume Percent Than Hard Booze In The Rest Of The World!


TAGS: alcoholic proof percentage solutions concentration
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - April 2, 2010, 2:43 pm
you recommended Bourbon. So I found a beer as 'hard' as Bourbon. 80% is too much, you're right. But we work on that!!!*fg*
GreyScorpion - April 2, 2010, 2:20 pm
80 proof beer? I don't think so...to be that high a % it'd have to be distilled, and then it's not beer anymore. you crazy germans ;)
rerun - April 2, 2010, 2:11 pm

Miller lite? Give me some credit, Coors Cutter is the best there is............................................................................................................it must be good, they serve it at my AA meetings
lesterinside - April 2, 2010, 1:43 pm
@Mongo "Satans brew", interesting.
Mongo - April 2, 2010, 12:43 pm
They have this stuff called "Satans brew" in Naples, Italy.....so juicy n sweet. Same proof. So good.
Fatt Matt - April 2, 2010, 11:47 am
Yeah, anyone used to Miller Lite won't care for something like this. I could drink(sip) on that for hours.
rerun - April 2, 2010, 10:56 am

you know it has to be somewhat quality to come in a presentation case like that. Maybe not taste quality compared to the water down crap I drink.
spacedog - April 2, 2010, 10:54 am
Re=arrange the letters and you get HorschCockBS, and the country of origin only gives it one lion....(jk)
rerun - April 2, 2010, 10:51 am

looks good doesn't it? And with a day like it is here I have nothing better to do.
Fatt Matt - April 2, 2010, 10:49 am
My god... my throat burns just looking at that.
rerun - April 2, 2010, 10:05 am

wish I could get a bottle imported.


CHOICES - Choices are hard...good thing there's always room for Jell-O


TAGS: party alcohol jello
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by mspradlin

jeffhardy25 - August 1, 2011, 11:39 pm
usualy, if you take one of those, upside down, and drop it, it will bounce and land right side up


WHISKY AND CIGARETTES - Admit it, it looks fucking SEXY...




W. C. FIELDS - A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.




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